The number pad only ever became relevant to me after decades when I began playing video games that have more keybindings than I have brain cells. Caves Of Qud makes use of basically the the whole number pad just to manually move in 8 different directions.

> kaiju demon cleaves Tampa
> prehistoric kaiju sized mega-crocodile erupts from crack in ground
> they battle it out, croczilla wins by continuous death rolling 
> "Oh I must have switched on the sci-fy channel by accident"
> mfw its national news station with live coverage

Twitter: “lmao this new retcon of Godzilla is wild”