• Carmakazi@lemmy.world
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    11 days ago

    Some kaiju-sized demon could cleave Tampa, Florida in half with a flaming sword of the damned and all twitter would have to say about it is “would.”

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      11 days ago
      > kaiju demon cleaves Tampa
      > prehistoric kaiju sized mega-crocodile erupts from crack in ground
      > they battle it out, croczilla wins by continuous death rolling 
      > "Oh I must have switched on the sci-fy channel by accident"
      > mfw its national news station with live coverage
      

      Twitter: “lmao this new retcon of Godzilla is wild”