I’m so sure that this will happen…
More lies from a fraud
Earnings call is today
Ah so more market manipulation… got it. Jesus I hate this douchebag.
But who’s gonna fix your wall?
It does beg the question who pays the insurance until your get it the first time. I suspect you do though.
Not only that, who will provide the cover.
‘this year’
Sure, Elon. Lets get you back to bed.
… Even assuming the self driving tech was actually capable of doing this, which is won’t be…
How would this even make any sense?
Ok, if you live within about 200 to 300 miles of a Tesla factory, … you have this option?
Fremont, California; Sparks, Nevada; Austin, Texas; Buffalo, New York; Lathrop, California.
Outside of 250 miles ish of one of those places? No self driving delivery for you.
… And I am pretty surr not all models are made at all those locations.
Despite long ago claiming his EVs and charger network would be capable of automatically recharging or battery swapping themselves… to make a long distance journey… that … doesn’t exist, he abandoned all of that.
Even funnier: Imagine a tesla self driving from the as of yet to be completed gigafactory in Monterrey Mexico… through the border checkpoint.
The auto charger network doesn’t exist, the car would murder people, cause an accident or fucking explode in the border queue… and even if none of that happened… how in the fuck is a self driving car gonna get through a militarized border crossing?
If he just gives himself a waiver via DOGE for his cars… congrats Elon, you are now a drug trafficker / arms smuggler, whether you know it or not.
… fucking lunacy.
He’ll have a single car delivered this way, and there will be a Tesla robot in the driver’s seat being puppeted by someone in the back seat of a Tahoe driving behind the car (they couldn’t do actual remote because starlink doesn’t cover the delivery area).
They’ll then awkwardly film the whole thing, interview the overenthusiastic stooge they hired to “buy” the car, and fly the mission accomplished banner.
[NARRATOR]: It didn’t.
Why is the narrator always Ron Howard in my head?
Because these comments or their sentiment are usually in the style of Arrested Development
It’s Morgan Freeman for me.
lol right. tesla cars can’t even tell the difference between a painting on a wall and the actual road.
It’s irrelevant because I’m never buying anything that piece of shit touches.
LOL my Tesla? Nonono. The possibility of me ordering a Tesla would require so much leadership refactoring at Tesla, I’m confident this is no longer a possibility.
To put it more sussinctly:
Fuck off with this bullshit ad headline. I wouldn’t touch these swasticars if they jerked me off nightly
will it fall apart while en route.
You will Nazi it coming.
I don’t want to be caught dead driving one of those fucking nazimobiles. I would not take one even if it were free.
lol they can’t even drive from the factory to the parking lot in their fremont facility.
Right… My favorite “promise” so far was the Tesla SpaceX edition (with rocket boosters or microjets or some shit, IDK doesn’t make sense) and die-hard fans defending this PR stunt as “the car that might fly”.
I ain’t buying that piece of shit if it offers blowjobs.
