My high school men’s chorus did an amazing a capella version of this.
Combined with the acoustics of the waiting area for the Maelstrom at EPCOT it sounded awesome.
But then the staff said we weren’t allowed to sing anymore.
Sweat baby, sweat baby
Sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kinda stuff
That only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants
And I bet you’ll feel nuts
Yes I’m Siskel, yes I’m Ebert
And you’re getting two thumbs upYou’ve had enough of two-hand touch
You want it rough, you’re out of bounds
I want you smothered, want you covered
Like my Waffle House hash browns
Coming quicker than FedEx
Never reach an apex
Just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early
Just like daylight savings time
Bloodhound Gang are such a weird thing to me. Their general vibe says these are a bunch of frat boys that got way too popular but if you actually look at the lyrics of most of their songs, they’re layered better than some baklava. I can’t think of any oust band that can fit two pop culture references, a double entendre, and a straightforward statement into one sentence and have it seamlessly rhyme.
Their music is catchy, and their lyrics are creative and clever. But I remember when I first heard this song and started looking up other songs (ahoy!), and I remember thinking, “Huh, this song is also about fuckin’…and so is this song…”
I realized that 90% of their songs are about fucking. Sure, a lot of music is about that, but these guys aren’t couching it terms of “making love” or poeticizing or romanticizing it. That’s fine for some people, but I found it frankly obnoxious. I feel like can’t listen to them with anyone else around - I have kids, and conservative family (not me obviously) and adult friends that aren’t in junior high. I mean I have no problem playing Warrant, AC/DC, Metallica, or Korn around my kids but something about Bloodhound Gang makes me uncomfortable.
They have a few songs that aren’t explicitly about fucking - Ralph Wiggum is pretty cool.
“so if I capsize on your thighs, high tide, B-5, you sunk my battleship.”
I love that part.
I’m slightly more mature than this…
I randomly hear
Foxtrot. Uniform. Charlie. Kilo!
Put the you know what, in the you know where
Marinate the nether rod in the squish mitten
You know why, you don’t care.
I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert…
The one thing I would use AI image gen for is to finally see visually the dream he has about Jesus Christ jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Clause’s tummy-tum.
In the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart… The lawn dart is key!
Damn it, I knew I forgot something!
How do I delete someone else’s comment?
I still wonder if Chasey ever wrote back
That’s a very polarizing song to do at karaoke.
Ha ha, well now! We call this the act of mating, but there are several other very important differences between human beings and animals that you should know about.
I appreciate your input.
Back in the day, I had a girlfriend who burned a CD that was just this. The entire thing, just filled with this one song over and over. She’s sneaked into my apartment, put it into the CD player, Hit play, and left.
Thinking about it still brings a smile to my face.
I remember the CD for this album, Hooray for Boobies, was flesh toned and in tiny print said “Insert tounge in hole to simulate nipple”
It’s one of 8 songs I don’t need to look up the lyrics for.
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What are the other 7?
Completely unrelated ones.
Pink Floyd - comfortably numb and wish you were here
Kansas - dust in the wind and carry on wayward son
Simon and Garfunkel - sound of silence
Beetles - yesterday
Tim Buckley - song to the siren
Also I just remembered that I also know baby got back so apparently it’s 9.
You have to look up the lyrics to Cecilia? Is she not sufficiently breaking you apart? How does your confidence manage on a day to day basis?
NOOOOOWW heres a little story I got to tell
Bout three bad brothers you know so well
Tequila
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire…
You Suffer by Napalm Death. I can sing it perfectly in my sleep.
I grew up under a rock. What’s this in reference to?
had to google it, but it seems to be Bloodhound Gang’s The Bad Touch
Reee kids get out
Quick, someone link them the kidz bop version before they grow up to be perverts!
hm?
Lmao, they muted the word ‘Doggy’
Sweat baby, sweat baby
I’d appreciate your input.
Do it now!
I remember seeing it fiest time on TV. I was hooked. Once on a music festival where these guys performed I was tripping out in a field and that dude with goatee feom the band “walked” around me sometime after midnight, he was being supported by two chicks who were walking him to their tent. During their performance, as it was 4th of July, decided to do something to celebrate and had dude feom the crowd to lie down on the stage and two girls were pouring beers into his mouth. After that they sent to the food stand and got him to eat as many hotdogs as he can, until he vomitted. From what I’ve heard feom my friends they played some club before, where they encouraged audience to spit at them and they were trying to catch it. When this song randomly comes up in my playlists, it stays in my head for weeks.
I have never really liked that song but I still regularly hear it in my head. Since 1999.
