Born in 89’. I’ve always hated PDF’s. Hey, do you want to enlarge your file for sharing? NO!

But you can make it so only people with money can edit it? NO!

Well we’ll let other people sign it for free, you just have to sit all of them down and teach them how to create a signature.

No, not that signature, that doesn’t count legally. We need you to buy a security certificate and link it to it.

Can’t I just create the cert on my computer?

Well yeah, but no one will accept it.

Fuck off me!