• milkisklim@lemm.ee
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    For anyone who is not from Chicago, Malort is a bitter liquor that tastes like you poured anise through a filter of mud and used motor oil.

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      It tastes like what male cat pee smells like.

      Though to be fair, I don’t think Chicago people like it either and only buy it because it’s terrible

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        From what I understand it’s what you drink at the family reunion once you run out of cheap beer and need to forget how bad Chicago is.