Be a 10 on the be gay do crime scale.

There is no one around me. They are all behind me.

Yes I am a BMW driver. How could you tell?

I do the same with garlic. Usually two or three times of what the recipe says.

There is not a single reason in the world not to do so.

Lets take this one step further.

The aliens land and they turn out to be these god like creatures with the ability to twist and distort reality at will. They send you here as a baby but you fell on your head when you tried to climb out of your capsule Goku style.

Turns out you regained your powers unknowingly and your anxiety kept fucking this world up step by step, culminating in what happened the last decade. Instead of ending everything in a couple of weeks, you turned Earth into a joke of a depressing hell.

It took him roughly 3 minutes and 25 seconds.

Which is kinda embarrassing tbh.

Yeah, prices went up and the quality went down. The best thing to do is stop buying there. As multiple people already pointed out, you can get a lot more and better food for 25 bucks.

The fast food chains forgot that they aren’t actual restaurants. The customers have to remind them. Aaaaaaaand that’s the problem.

It’s even worse when you imagine the accent and voice of a broccoli singing over the tune.

Death Sticks. Not even once.

I remember one set in a magic school in a world where everyone is a magician except the MC who is a complete dumbass. But he is so strong that his feats look like magic to others.

Was kinda funny to watch. For like 4 episodes. The joke got old really quick.

Chris > Leon > Joel

Case closed.

In mating season the Focus swims up the river in search of a partner.

A POV meme that uses the POV right. Sadly a scarce sight nowadays.

Let me scry this for a moment:

“Blablabla CIA blabla unable to take any responsibility bla crying and pissing themselves because of criticism.”

Eat shit Skynet!

It could at least do so in time…

He’s a keeper.

I feel like I should have switched to GIMP a decade ago.

“Hey, well done Bro! Wanna pay an Italian to finger you?”

HE SAID HE IS DEAF!!!