That’s why I don’t tell my favorite color that early

It’s already past midnight where I live… and I live so close to the date line that it’s Thursday already.

I don’t believe in mystical creatures like unicorns, giraffes and groundhogs!

Too late for that

Most houses can’t jump at all so I wouldn’t be too sure about that

Fuck ownership! Sell all you have and follow Jesus!

That’s why I don’t drink alcohol: most alcoholic drinks also contain this substance and you can’t even ask because most people don’t even know.

Analyzing the image, the color depth, the level of detail, the overall quality, I’m pretty sure this meme is CIA funded. Don’t know how else you could finance it.

Religion is a very broad umbrella. Quite many people understand the divine as an unknowable mystery they never stop being curious about

Or they are happy but not sure enough about it

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