Not knowing the ASL prompt casts some doubt on your claim to remember the internet back then. Knowing someone’s age, sex and location was some useful context even if dating wasn’t the aim.

It is a fucking stupid question. I’m supposed to invent some horse shit about why this is an awesome company that I specifically chose, and simply being truthful “you’re recruiting and I need a job” isn’t acceptable.

One’s the apex king of the jungle, the other is the king of the apex jumble.

Very good but can someone please invent a 4TB drive that costs less than it did five years ago?

I’m old enough to remember when that was the fancy new thing the kids were doing.

Chrome is no longer available in my Start menu.