I just wear the biggest penis gourd I can manage to fit on.

Because men can only get one woman pregnant, as the Bible told me.

Have you tried not being unattractive?

Shit like that has to be a leak, idk how else you’d just pull that out of one’s ass.

Only another one of Mushk’s companies would value X as high as that. Hell, other investors in that purchase have written their debt down 80%

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