I put on my robe and wizard hat.

EVERYONE LOVES

MAGICAL TREVOR

Edit: beans lots of beans lots of beans lots of beans yeah yeah

Edit2: hey guys did weebls stuff predict Lemmy memes?

HONK!

Again, I never said I’ve done poorly since COVID.

I’ve just managed to turn the current instability into profits. Ive done better this month, as I have set aggressive positions against the market in preparation.

When I mentioned COVID, I was mentioning, you know, the biggest drop in the market since the current one.

I sorta was this was, but COVID wrecked my gains because I failed to exit. This time I swore to myself I wouldn’t let it happen again.

No doubt he (Elon) has (propped up the stock from the white house), and is. TSLZ has been a wild ride. But every time I consider getting off that roller coaster I just say “nah. Fuck him.” And let it ride. I only put $1000 in TSLZ and that’s like $2500 now I think. Idgaf if I lose all that; that’s now a principal investment :)

And yeah you probably right. But anybody who has a full time job and a 401k is out here mindlessly investing in TSLA through their 401k, I’m out here trying to take money out of Elons bank.

And to those that don’t have a full-time job and are, I guess for lack of a better word, otherwise envious…

I built my own stock portfolio on ~$20 a week out of a part time check from a brewery, starting in 2009. Y’all can do the same (well actually, we’ll see…). Vote with your dollar, etc.

Not everything. But yeah, I used them to buffer damage my portfolio would have otherwise taken, and then made aggressive puts against highly volatile stocks like RDDT and DJT. Bought dumb sounding options for pennies, selling them for dollars.

Prior to inauguration day, I balanced my portfolio to favor bets against the s&p 500 (SQQQ, TSLZ, SPXS, …)

I kept enough of my exposure to the s&p 500 to not be an idiot here. Basically while the s&p went down $1, I went up about $1.25. and also the opposite.

Then, as my assumptions appeared correct, I starting making aggressive puts against DJT, RDDT, and many others. Employing a common bear market technique referred to as “shopping for lottery tickets.”

But whatever, haters gonna hate. :)

lol ok not here to argue or prove anything.

Today’s not looking good because Donnie is giving a talk and DJT is getting another bounce, but if it sinks back below $15 before May, I’ll cash in another ~$10k.

Who said I missed it??

I’m doing exceptionally well this month.

I’ve learned from being an adult through four crashes.

My portfolio has literally done better this month than any month in its history. 🤷

Edit: doubt or hate all you want lmao. Not here to argue.

It’s a weird situation. Billionaires successfully dissolved the left into factions of people who all in-fight over whether or not you’re allowed to say retard, or the n word (hey look I must be one of them). Identity politics. Really unimportant nonsense.

They also successfully got the right to worship billionaires.

Not to get too tin foil hat, but at this point I think it’s safe to say reddit was a psyop.

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

I am giggling like an idiot. Ty.

I’m getting sick of the invasive questions

"Gender?

Sex at birth?

Are you trans?

Are you gay? Bi?

Ever been depressed?

Abuse alcohol? Drugs?

Ever been arrested?

Ever been in the military?

Well what about your spouse?

Ever work for the government?

That degree you mentioned, we can’t ask your age but uh, when did you earn that bad boy, huh?"

NONE OF THIS HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE POSITION.

This is 100% occuring in the USA. Where I live and work.

I’m all for pirating, but tbh music streaming apps are a service that is still in the “worth it” range. Not where Spotify is going, but, maintaining a library of high quality music with all the assets, and serving it to all your devices over the Internet is not a small feat to do securely.

I’ll probably switch to tidal for now while I start building up my library to include stuff beyond what I like…