Not a single person handing these out has actually ever the read the bible. Calling it.

Aiaiai!

In the beginning it was kinda funny. But it went downhill pretty fast, got super cringe regarding the guys trying to get girlfriends, then the creepiest one of the lot gets one. Just ugh.

Strange how he is accidentally always there when it happens, right.

Thems the rules.

Figuratively, 1987.

Yeah, sounds like random chatter that a tiger wouldn’t eat a frog.

What did you do to that poor substitute teacher???

Look, they’re not rich. We get it!

Children’s smartwatches are a stripped-down version of a typical smartwatch, and they allow parents to restrict app downloads, usage and calls from an approved list of contacts.

All of that you can do with a phone too. I do admit thought the argument of not losing it as easily since its on your arm makes sense.

You forgot my favourite one!

“My working hours are not your working hours, feel free to reply when you have the time” or however else it goes…

Well, exactly the same can and is happening on specific Lemmy servers too.

One of the vegan instances bans you if you downvote anything that speaks in favour of veganism. Not that I just do this out of spite, but there was this time where a thread about vegan cat food gained traction and I downvoted some comments that were really borderline. Ban within an hour.

Same on that notorious star trek instance. Go ahead and put some downvotes on Discovery related posts, it will also earn you a temporary ban.

So let’s not pretend that it’s only big bad reddit doing this.