Just compile everything to webassembly and ship that,using your preferred language and libraries.

Which means that we will get blobs to interact with, instead of JavaScript code that can be “reviewed” or monkey patched away.

Fun times. Thanks, monopolistic assholes like Goggle, Microsoft and Apple.

They sell emergency car lights that you pop up on top of the car ala secret police (but yellow). They have a modem that when activated automatically notifies the road services of you being there stopped.