Face it, planets are hanging from the celestial ceiling - on wires. Galilei’s herecy has been debunked. The end is nigh! Eat more sawdust! Ahoohaa!

Time of reporting does not necessarily match original time of event. Actually it never does. Any known event is in the past.

Yes. College students are 5 cents a dozen. They’re useful to extract mortgage interest but they’re still 5 cents a dozen.

Let’s find some experimental evidence.

• 15:13 UTC: sending meme across the flat by instant messager
• 17:00 UTC: getting this (see attachment) as a reply. I decide to take it as a reference to “licking pussy”

I got into them by my flatmate’s collection. He got it from his hippie father.