It’s not a conservative’s problem until it effects them personally. By then it’s usually too late, but at least they feel bad about that one issue for a while.

There was some way to either steal a “dirty” magazine, buy one from an older teenager, or check out the one you found at your friend’s house that his dad had in a drawer somewhere.

If all else failed, there was always the Sears catalog.

Pitching your desire to block pornography against the collective sex drives of the whole populace is a recipe for you losing and look stupid doing it.