Tim Cook sold Apple’s principles for safety and now he has neither.

No one could have seen this coming. Especially not the people that warned this is exactly what would happen.

Nitro in a sedan.

Dead god, it’s the 1990s all over again! Hope she’s blasting Limp Bizkit.

You tried downloading torrents and accidentally downloaded Tourette’s.

Try meeting a girl like that in a small town.

Possibly all three.

Traipsing home just in time to start rustling up breakfast for the menfolk.

What about the R.O.U.S.?

That’s a surfboard.

I’m plastic Kawasaki keyboard on top of the C64 keyboard old.

In a lot of public stalls in Japan, the outer end of the door is rounded. And the wall it connects to when closed is concaved. So even though there’s a gap to allow the door to open and close freely, there no direct line of sight.

Miyazaki is my favorite angry old man.

Someone was unappreciative of your posting or you literally got kicked out?

“Mr. President, another plane just hit the second arch.”