JustRepublicanThings

the ability to produce a never-ending supply of highly-contagious stupid is donvict’s superpower.

mitre also has some prime real estate adjacent to mclean metro at tysons east. probably enough for a golf course/country club if you razed everything and took the adjacent park lands.

2000 is when they started the serp ads. that wasn’t ‘enough’ so they started selling ads on other sites launching adsense in 2003, which fueled their ipo 14 months later.

higher prices lead to lower sales volume. yea, that’s normally how it works. but amazon’s cut is based on price. if prices go up, so does what they earnsteal from each marketplace sale–they’ll make more from less business.

“tada.wav” as the startup sound for win3 was the best.

“hey lookie here, i actually booted up without a config.sys error… tada!!!”

where ‘both sides’ probably means the maga nutcases and the more extreme farther-to-the-right nutcases.

alternatively: “we haven’t figured out how to make ridiculous profits off this shit”

thirty days? sounds more like how long it will take to swipe all the data.

well, the one that hit the news recently is that bullshit $400m ‘armored tesla’ contract for state department. the one they ‘oopsed’ and went back to remove tesla by name from.