You sound like the person that had a meltdown at her office when finding out a coworker was gay because she couldn’t stop thinking vividly about all the sinful gay sex they must be having with their partner.

Your lack of knowledge should be a reason for you to shut up.

I hate cameras that do the pre-flash with a burning passion, there’s a period in time where every (flash) photo of me either has me with my eyes closed or visibly straining to keep them open.