

Search “sweater dress”.
Search “sweater dress”.
FUCKING FINALLY SOMEONE GOT IT!
Brazil is a movie.
Ha! Also, American.
That’s a no for me.
Leggings are her compromise.
We all had that thought.
That’s a negative Ghost Rider.
I’m a big fan of pants though.
Why do I find that so sardonically hilarious?
With enough alcohol I could be convinced to wear a kilt for about 5 minutes. Short of that I will literally fight you over wearing a skirt. Attribute whatever you like to that, but I will not wear a skirt. Now, I have Donald Ducked it in front of her and the only thing I got was a hungry stare and a “Mmmm”.
Thank software engineers for that.
Well, now I should take this meme down. You’ve given me a counterpoint so complete I have no retort. I will now go grab my towel.
This was just meant to be something funny to make people chuckle and then continue on with their day. I find my meaning in being an existential jester. To laugh at everything. May I be from joy or mockery or grim determination. So much so that I’ve told my wife that if she feels the need to give me a memorial plaque after my death it can only have one of two quotes on it. The first is attributed to Shakespeare’s Marc Anthony: “Have I played the part well? Then applaud, as I exit.” Or from Darkest Dungeon: “He will be laughing still, in the end.”
Fellow inside kid I see.
Sir or ma’am, I’m going to need you to stop peaking into my windows.