rubbing nipples

Oh, gosh! That sounds SO bad! Go on, tell us in explicit detail all the drastic measures that X would face. Tell us all the pain they would endure! Spare no detail.

rubs balls

Yeah…yeah almost there…

Oh noooooo 1 billion dollars…such a heavy fine…

Make it 60 billion.

Yes, exactly.

Maybe it was the early 2000s, and limp bizkit just released their new album, and grandma knew he liked wearing black nail polish and spiked collars with chains.

And then it got thrown into a drawer. And now he’s a financial adviser in his mid 40s, and his last parent recently died. So he had to clean out the house before he sold it. And found the hot topic gift card he forgotten about. It has $6 still loaded on it.

Well…I meant more from the angle of “hey, add me on signal”.

“Signal? What’s that?” researches with quick google search

“Oh, he’s a trump guy…” BLOCK

God dammit.

I’m JUST starting to talk to a woman online. I was going to tell her she can use Signal usernames if she’s not comfortable with giving phone numbers.

Kik gained a reputation as being a sex app.

Signal now has the reputation of being a trump thing.

CAN’T I JUST HAVE ONE GOD DAMNED APP THAT ALLOWS WOMEN TO EXCHANGE A HANDLE RATHER THAN A PHONE NUMBER SO THEY FEEL MORE COMFORTABLE???

HEY IT’S FREEEEED!!!

Guys. Remember that? Remember Fred? That’s how we’re going to look back on todays social media content. It will be cringeworthy embarrassments. Meanwhile go watch Fraiser. Go watch Friends. Go watch The Office. Hindsight is 20/20, but those shows hold up decades later. Do you think “Dance hype craze” video 574 is going to be something we remember fondly in 2040?

Holy shit. 2040. I’m going to be so old. My knees are going to hurt.

Everybody upvote Luigi content! Get banned! Leave reddit! Reddit crumbles! Fuck reddit! Go Luigi! Lemmy grows! Centralized social media dies! I eat a burrito. That last one wasn’t really on topic, but it’s happening anyways! I’m hungry.