Brave Little Hitachi Wand

The world changed for me when I realised how easy it is to make these.

The insides? Normal peanut butter with confectioners sugar. The form? A silicone muffin sleeve.

You can make them huge. You can add things. Flake salt on top. Toasted coconut. Whatever, get weird with it.

Called it, huge omissions likely remain

The Iron Giant, Wall-E, Her, Blade Runner, A.I. Artificial Intelligence, Metropolis (2001), Astro Boy. Probably forgetting some really good examples though

I liked it, but I’m a sucker for “robot wanna be a real boy” type stories

I sent three faxes today 😎

Don’t think I’ve eaten a donut in a couple years now. I feel like I know what they taste like by now.

I’ve got a dumb opinion about this: They’re just old fashioneds for people who don’t understand aspect ratios applied to frosting per bite.

A quick word to anyone seeing this and thinking “oh that’s fine”, look into the Snowtown Massacres". That’s what it looks like when this kind of thing actually happens. Life isn’t a Tarantino film, those who accomplish their aims violently are generally very dumb.

Don’t blame Boromir for your dry dick, for shame

That analogy is a work of art. So casually out of pocket

I didn’t find out about mini discs until years later. Best I knew was the lost technology of CD-RW

They liked my metaphor, not my pointing

Told y’all nobody can say shit to me

When an elementary school teacher thinks I’ve said something good, I can ride that high all day. Nobody can say shit to me now

I remember the moment I realised my fancy new Walkman could read data CD-Rs and I could fit all my mp3s into one 700mb disc. I felt insane, majestic, limitless.

It’s difficult not to mouth off, but perhaps worth the effort.

My 6yo will look for an object for approximately 0.25 seconds before yelling to ask where it is. Sometimes he can’t even spot things I’m pointing directly at.

Other times I’m taken off guard by his quick wit or long memory.

Wisdom always comes at a cost. We should not shame those who are still saving up for the down payment.

MERKA BAAAHD

I literally emigrated because it’s so bad and I don’t talk like this. If you want to talk shit on America I’m right there with you, but if you’re going to pretend our food sucks you’re not invited to the cookup.