“I lost my phone” is gonna be heard a lot from now on over there.

Then they can say the classic line, “Don’t you all have phones?!”

I would totally drink all of that lol

Vagina dentata! Such a wonderful phrase!

Mine have always been they just show up unannounced, take me to a conference room, and lay me off that day.

Yub yub.

Threatening to sue your customers is such a brilliant business move.

Eh, close enough.

I go at my own pace since I’m doing their job essentially. It’s their fault they didn’t put enough self-checkout lanes. It gives me time to bag and organize everything logically before returning to my vehicle. If they wanted speed they should either hire more cashiers or build more self-checkout.

Kellogg would like to know your location

I’m one of those who do it so that I’m spared during the robot uprising.

Thorium tarnishes to olive grey when exposed to air. This makes it kinda greenish. Green is the color of stamina, so this checks out.

Very appropriate use of the interrobang.

Disney would like to know your location.

Lidar needs to be a mandated requirement for these systems.

What can Stack Overflow’s motivation possibly be to strip Luigi’s account? Are their private equity owners in cahoots with health insurance executives?

There might be a new calendar year system by then. Probably some galactic dictator who says that the beginning of their rule is now Year Zero.

Year Zero of the Glorious Zorg Empire!

Somebody’s got a large format poster printer lol