Better than the sort of intelligent final evolution of the cat you released when the captain attempted to confiscate it that has a selection of fine outfits and hair gel.

Lol, that’s the reason I wouldn’t LAN anymore. One, my computer is massive, and two, it’s been in the same place for the last 10 years. I’m pretty sure it’s bonded to it’s support structure.

I didn’t think the movie was all that bad, but I had a pretty good imagination so I remembered all the horrors from the book. The scene that did feel strange to me is when hazel is tripping balls. Something with that song had it plastered all over my memory.

Roald Dahl’s stories were nightmare fuel if they were written by anyone else, because his style just made it seem so goofy. Just think of fantastic mr. fox: the entire countryside is destroyed as a titan of the industrial age brutally hunts down pitiful animals trying to scrape by. The witches? Literal torture porn as children are changed into mice and put through all manners of hell.

Even his semi-autobiography was about how children tortured each other in boarding schools. I remember his tales of having to warm up a toilet for the older boy in charge of him, and how they were all whipped/caned by the older students.

That’s the good stuff, right there.

As someone who has witnessed the very unsettling act of an orangutan male forcing himself on a very unwilling orangutan female, I don’t believe the bottom left fits.

Instructions unclear, my sex organ now has yoga clothes embedded.

You’re not wrong, but good luck watching out for a vehicle approaching you at a 30 mph differential (which is what I recall from fortnine covering the topic years ago) from behind.