“You don’t think those were prunes you just ate, do you…?”

Hahaha! When Halo Reach first came out, me and three friends were playing the campaign and chanting “banshee banshee banshee banshee oooooooooo TANK TANK! OOOOOOO It’s a tank!”

Terrible‽ The fuck you on about?

Fuck, you took my kidney.

Your eyes are like two gelatinous orbs that see things!

I fucking love Mr Weebl. The Grandpa of the Internet!

Choc-O-late raaaaain

Hey, I’m right here. You don’t have to yell at-

MY CABBAGES…!

A gentleman and a scholar, i see.

But your scar is on the wrong side…

Never heard of ESL, or autocorrupt? Maybe put your rocks down, sweetheart.

I knew you were gonna say that…!