Oh just like they did 5yrs ago every 5 years since the invention of powered flight

I’ve just had a radical idea to solve obesity in America

Vampire fucking is beastiality. We must purge the monster fuckers.

Unless of course I find them hot then it’s okay

If a glass is half full on a table but there are no optimists to see it, is it half empty?

Sync. It’s free, it looks good, I can comment post and doomscroll

Playing games to avoid responsibilities but then taking on too many responsibilities in the game.

Man I’m so sorry to my highschool Chromebook. They gave me that shit in yr seven and I was incapable of keeping things in one piece at that age. I think every key had been taken off by the end of the year and there were several holes in the outer casing.

Blaming a language model for lying is like charging a deer with jaywalking.

Thank god that the US is continuing to innovate in the absolute dog-shit cheap and dirty building sector