I’m so glad the internet hasn’t forgiven them for that.

I’m a bit sad that not everyone remembers when they made up a movie critic so they would have good quotes to put on ads for Sony Pictures movies.

To remap the numlock off keys as a macropad.

Stalin and Mao are both dead. Their ghosts are not in the room with us right now.

netanyahu is still alive and committing genocide, much to your delight.

As far as centrists are concerned, everyone to the left of netanyahu is a tankie.

Of this species.

Has anyone figured out how to 3d print a 2d printer yet?

Edit: actually, scratch that entirely. How difficult do you suppose it would be to create an aftermarket non-malicious logic board to drive the hardware in lieu of the malicious OEM board? After all, it’s not the cartridges refusing to print.