CaptainBlagbird

GNU Terry Pratchett

Lol, have you even been wearing a kilt yet?

I’ve never had sweatier balls than when wearing a kilt in summer, even if there was a pleasant breeze from time to time.

Ooooh I remember something like that too! Damn it was awful but so fun xD

We put gummy bands around so it keeps spraying, then threw them to the “enemie side”.

My Pirate side says 18th, my Goth side 19th…

So I say it depends on the occasion.

A lot of the time that’s not how it works though. You know these very suspicious pop-ups telling you that you have a virus and that you should immediately call Microsoft support under the following number?

Of course you don’t, you use an AdBlocker. But many vulnerable people see it, and they will often call that number.

Never get a car.