There goes middle management

That fan is responsible for a lot of people finding out their name was Luke and their best friend was their dad.

Whenever I read: AAVE, I like to imagine it’s pronounced like the halo theme.

Dammit buses! We’ve talked about this before.

Fucking windows

Ah, that was a tag. I’m too unfamiliar with Twitter lol.

Idk if it was just a conspiracy theory, but I thought a lot of these DNA testing websites were funded by the Mormon church.

I feel like they have bags of cash.

Who’s that fella on the bottom?

What’s a sigma?

I REMEMBER 1986. My god’s man. When did everyone get so young all of a sudden?

I’ve been thinking it’s the other way around. You see such and such ad X times and then the next thing you know you’re thinking about it, then mention something to someone. Then Notice the ad you’ve been seeing for a while now.

They don’t have to listen for a thought they put there in the first place.

I think history will look back at this period of wild ass mass propaganda and be like: what do you mean they used it to sell crap?

If it makes you feel better: when you’re swimming, you’re sweating buckets. So most are probably just dehydrated.

This took me entirely too long.

I think the Cisco logo is basically background noise.

I read this like three times:

Wait, what? Wait, what was it? Oh, I get it.

I thought it was some homebrew control for the shower.

Yeah, so was second world because of Russia or because of communism? We need to redraw some stuff. Maybe use something other than number ranking for our definitions. I think we’re ultimately too attached to calling countries with brown people third, but this is a fight I can get behind.