It’s that second part that becomes an issue. The whole point of childhood is that you’re not fully responsible for your own decisions. And the internet is very weird and bad about sex. Perhaps even moreso than it is weird and bad about everything else.

It’s called I’m at work, I’m in some godforsaken suburb on the other side of the hills, and I have 30 minutes.

Five year old, right. Not a millennial at all.