Fair, you did say years though, plural, which is still unrealistic

Recycling still consumes energy which can be just as non-renewable as the energy used for making paper, and the impact of mining is far greater than hemp farming even at its worst. Try harder.

In what universe is an electronic device being handled by children going to last 20 years? Not ours

The energy can be obtained from renewable sources any time we decide to quit fucking around and make it happen, wood pulp can be replaced with hemp far more easily than that and requires less chemical treatment in the process. There are no similar options for mitigating the negative impact of mining or making our supply of those metals any bigger.

Paper is a renewable resource, rare metals used in computers aren’t, and the contents of the dictionary will be the same either way

That goat looks stoned as fuck, which is exactly how I like to watch Scooby Doo

Knowing how to use a physical dictionary or do basic math in your head is absolutely still a good idea, your phone battery can die, your network connection can fail, and doing challenging things with your brain is good for your long term brain health anyway especially while it’s still developing.