Is this another proxy for the 18th-century Partition of Poland?

Do you have a psycho-killer-clown problem where you live as well?

Old Zizian proverb

You can make a full 32-bit RISC-V out of 5,900 transistors? That’s about ⅔ of a Z80.

To be fair, the pensioners only need to install a remote-admin app and click OK on a few dialogs. The nice person calling from Microsoft tech support to help them get rid of their virus can do the rest.