• RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
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    21 hours ago

    That’s why you outfit your ship with mass drivers.

    Any parasites roaming around on your paradise? A couple hundred rocks at 2% light speed will clear that up.

    • Angry_Autist (he/him)@lemmy.world
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      15 hours ago

      Nice nice, and in the 3000 intervening years they’ve developed alpha particle cannons that shred your entire swarm of rocks and puny physical spaceship to white hot quantum loops as they sip megachampagne on their continent sized airships as they watch your fleet unwillingly transition to light

      The gun that fired the barrage was the size of a juice box floating somewhere in orbit, they have millions of them

      You didn’t even get a chance to pull your finger off of the mass driver button