• aviationeast@lemmy.world
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    Yeh genie I wish my cousin didn’t have no teeth. And fur my secnd wish I wish cousins were in legal to murry. Fur me finaal wish, I wish for a Harley davidnson Turing bike that had nver endin case of bud light in its saddle bag.

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    My only regret is my bladder isn’t big enough to soak everything in that room with piss.

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    I wonder if guys like this can even qoute the Confederate Constitution, or know anything about what the confedrates wanted.

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          Confederate States of America - Mississippi Secession

          A Declaration of the Immediate Causes which Induce and Justify the Secession of the State of Mississippi from the Federal Union.

          In the momentous step which our State has taken of dissolving its connection with the government of which we so long formed a part, it is but just that we should declare the prominent reasons which have induced our course.

          Our position is thoroughly identified with the institution of slavery-- the greatest material interest of the world. Its labor supplies the product which constitutes by far the largest and most important portions of commerce of the earth. These products are peculiar to the climate verging on the tropical regions, and by an imperious law of nature, none but the black race can bear exposure to the tropical sun. These products have become necessities of the world, and a blow at slavery is a blow at commerce and civilization. That blow has been long aimed at the institution, and was at the point of reaching its consummation. There was no choice left us but submission to the mandates of abolition, or a dissolution of the Union, whose principles had been subverted to work out our ruin.

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            I just wan to add to this, in South Carolina’s deceleration of secession they refer to themselves and their allies not as confederate, or Southern, but as the “Slaveholding” states.

            In the first document of the Confederacy, they self-identified as slavers. Which is why “Confederate” is too much respect. Call them by their name.