How do you accidentally bite the head off a bat? That’s like accidentally sticking your penis in someone other than your SO.

Yeah, my job didn’t pay for any of that fancy stuff. This was a wmic command.

I just say, “Let’s go ahead and try it again so I can check that box off.”

My record was 18 months from a user who swore they restarted 3 times.

Once I had a user swear up and down they restarted the computer 3 times, and asked if I thought they were an idiot.

I said, “No, I’m not saying you’re an idiot, but your computer is saying it’s boot time was 18 months ago.”

A split payment doesn’t necessarily mean being destitute either. My wife and I keep our finances separate and do split payments when we go grocery shopping together.

You’d be surprised, man. Go to any metal or rock concert and you’ll see guys matching your description pulling it off.

Gotta get the right soap. I have some specifically for balls, and I can go like 4 whole hours before the smell starts creeping back.

But I seem to have the opposite gene from the one south east Asians have that makes them have no BO, so I’m sure regular people will have better results.

I live in the south and they seem to be a rarity here. Most every car above the base models have heated seats for some reason. My wife loves it, but it’s useless for me. I think I’ve used mine once in 3 years.

Source on the last part, please.

Being started by a millennial means nothing to the discussion. Were millennials the users who popularized it?

I don’t think millennials are responsible for 4chan. That shit was a cesspool while most of them were in elementary school.

The one thing Jeff Foxworthy got right: Cajun food is the best food in the world as long as you don’t ask too many questions about what’s in it.

You had improperly prepared alligator, then. It’s fucking delicious when an actual Cajun makes it.

For those who don’t know, alligator actually tastes closer to chicken. So it tasting like pork would be a huge red flag.

Republicans wouldn’t deport Jesus, they’d crucify him a second time.