BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldcake to memes@lemmy.world · 2 days agoIf you want to see my pusswatcha, dress like men in hair metal bands from the 1980s.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square272fedilinkarrow-up11.03K
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minus-squareturtlesareneat@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 day agoIt really does increase the number of people that flirt with you, because it’s “safe” to flirt with you. I took mine off recently and there’s this air of “Oh you’re single, nevermind.”
minus-squareArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-210 hours agoI need to start wearing this spare wedding ring I have out places then (I think it was my dad’s lol). Me: *Asks out the degenerate homewrecker who thinks she’s flirting with a married man.* Her: “But aren’t you married?” Me: “No why?” Her: *Points to ring* Me: “Oh this? I just think it’s neat! Makes me feel like a Hobbit.”
minus-squareChillCapybara@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up1·19 hours agoOk so iow: Dad gear + wedding band = money Dad gear - wedding band = divorced and poor
minus-squaremusubibreakfast@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·22 hours agoYou should wear two wedding rings, it’ll double your number of flirts plus you’ll seem open to polygamy.
It really does increase the number of people that flirt with you, because it’s “safe” to flirt with you.
I took mine off recently and there’s this air of “Oh you’re single, nevermind.”
I need to start wearing this spare wedding ring I have out places then (I think it was my dad’s lol).
Me: *Asks out the degenerate homewrecker who thinks she’s flirting with a married man.*
Her: “But aren’t you married?”
Me: “No why?”
Her: *Points to ring*
Me: “Oh this? I just think it’s neat! Makes me feel like a Hobbit.”
Ok so iow: Dad gear + wedding band = money Dad gear - wedding band = divorced and poor
You should wear two wedding rings, it’ll double your number of flirts plus you’ll seem open to polygamy.